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The Meeting

The suggestion that someone would need to fly airplanes into two buildings and blow them up is in itself absurd. Could you imagine the meeting?...

Government: We want to cause a tragedy so great the American people will blindly follow us into war... What do you think gentlemen...

Accomplice #1: Well, the Towers are a perfect choice.. It's been bombed before. We can just blame Osama again. We've been priming the American people by having him blow up our warships and our buildings in other countries.

Government: Yeah, good idea! How will we do that?

Accomplice #1: We can hire Osama to get some of his friends to fly planes into it!

Accomplice #2: Wait... I have a better idea, We can BOMB the buildings!

Accomplice #1: Well, that means placing enough bombs into two 110 story buildings. That's going to take a lot of man power and risk us being uncovered...

Accomplice #2: Yeah, but that way, youíre sure to knock them down. Besides, maybe the hijackers wonít make it to the target. Maybe they'll be uncovered!

Accomplice #1:  But you don't need to knock them down, all you need is the horrific sight of the planes hitting the buildings.  People will get the message.  It's an attack on American soil.  We'll also have people like the blind sheik to cover for us.  We'll even put a guy on a train with evidence.

Your plan isn't perfect either, you know.  Do I have to remind you of Operation Towel Pop?  We already tried to embarrass Clinton by knocking it down and failed.

Accomplice #2: Yeah, our Bay of Pigs, but I say the only way they can get the message is if we knock them down.

Accomplice #1:  Do not

Accomplice #2:  Do too

Accomplice #1: Do not

Accomplice #2: Do too

Accomplice #1: Do not

Accomplice #2: Do too

Government: Gentlemen, gentlemen... Please... What the hell, we'll just do both!  :blink: How do we do that? I mean, how do you keep explosions from showing up on TV?  We're going to have to investigate this at some point.  How do we cover up the scene?

Accomplice #2: But why not just knock it dow...

Government: I've made my decision. Continue...

Accomplice #2: OK.. We install charges on every floor so that after the planes hit, we blow each floor under the crash floor one by one, very fast to simulate pancaking. We'll let the building burn a while just for effect. This will also give time for the trusses to sag making it LOOK like a fire caused the building to fall.

Accomplice #1: Nice touch...

Accomplice #2: Why, thank you. :) ...We'll set a charge off in the middle of the building AFTER the top is on its way down so everyone thinks the puffs of debris coming from the windows are from the tremendous hypodermic needle like pressure blowing debris from the weakest point in the building.

Government: What about the sound of explosions? Isn't that a dead giveaway?

Accomplice #2: No problem, We'll just let them think it's normal electrical explosions like transformers blowing up or the initial concrete and steel and floors hitting the floors below.

Accomplice #1: Yeah, it could also be the steel columns snapping like twigs from the tremendous weight of the floors above... Don't worry, we have disinformation specialists in key internet forums.

Government: WOW, You guys think of everything.. What about Building 7? Can we take that out at the same time?

Accomplice #1: We wonít be able to fly planes into it, that's for sure...

Accomplice #2:  Leave it to me. If we set off the explosions just right, we can have one of the towers hit Building 7, missing the two next to it.  After that, we can set fires on the bottom floors and let it burn for a while, you know, to make it look possible for a normal collapse.  I'll call my agent in the fire department to get everyone out before we blow it.  I'll figure a way to make the floors look buckled for effect as well.

Government:  Amazing ... I also want to take out the Pentagon.  Any suggestions?

Accomplice #1: What we'll do is hijack a plane just for effect, then fire a missile at the Pentagon. A bunker buster.

Government: But what about the people on the plane?

Accomplice #1: We'll land the plane in area 51, then shoot them all.

Government:  Why not use the plane instead of the missile?  That way, you take care of all the evidence at the same time... People on the highway can also see the planes hit.  If you use a missile, there's going to be a lot of witnesses who saw a missile and not a plane.

Accomplice #1:  Err... ah, don't worry about these small details.  I have an undercover op in the DC police department who will take the names down and shot them all.

Government:  How are you going to get all the people involved in this? Bush isn't exactly loved you know..

Accomplice #1:  Don't worry, psych-ops will take care of the brainwashing of the American people. As for the media, we control the left and the right!

Government: GREAT! Nice work all! Letís make the target date Sept 11, 2001.


Someone else saw how ridiculous this idea was...

Update:

Matt Taibbi from Rolling Stone Magazine also sees the impossible ridiculousness in the planning stage.

CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of fucking nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.

RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of fucking nowhere.

CHENEY: And the Pentagon crash -- we'll have to do it in broad daylight and say it was a plane, even though it'll really be a cruise missile.

 

There's not a whole lot of difference, psychologically, between Sean Hannity's followers believing liberals to be the same as terrorists, and 9/11 Truthers believing even the lowest soldier or rank-and-file FAA or NORAD official to be a cold-blooded mass murderer. In both cases you have to be far gone enough into your private world of silly tribal bullshit that the concept of "your fellow citizen" has ceased to have any meaning whatsoever. It may be that America has become too big and complicated for most people to deal with being part of. People are longing for a smaller, stupider reality. Some, like Bush, sell a prepackaged version. Others just make theirs up out of thin air. God help us.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/11818067/the_low_post_
the_hopeless_stupidity_of_911_conspiracies

 

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